L.A. is HOTT!

So, my friend Jestina and I were hanging out in L.A. and we went to this cute little store called Kitson. Well, we were in there, just looking at clothes and shit, and I was looking at this cute pair of 2xist undies and who do I fucking see...

PARIS FUCKING HILTON!!!

There she was, in all her trashy glory! She had all the weave taken out, and she had these huge blue sunglasses on, and a big blue purse, and this cute little white jogging suit on!

I was in HEAVEN!!!

So, to you Paris, YOU'RE HOTT!

X-boyfriend!

So, I just saw X-Men 3. This is my new boyfriend. His name is Ben Foster. He has pretty blue eyes, blonde hair, a hot bod, and wings. He's super cool!

Don't be jealous. :)

This week in Bakersfield and Stockton, CA!

So, this week was out first week in California! WOO HOO! The end of tour is SO CLOSE!

So, not that much happened this week. We started out the week in Bakersfield, which is a very boring little city. Not much to do there. So, I did this...

Yup. I just layed out byt the pool as much as I could. The second day it wasn't even that sunny, but I went and layed out anyway. It's so relaxing out there. Compared to this...

These bitches suck! I was helping Shari rent a car to go to San Francisco, and we waited for AN HOUR to get picked up to go to the place, then we just ended up driving ourselve, just to get there and say that they couldn't take my debit card. It was a lot of drama, but it all go worked out!

We also went to this crazy little gay bar, where they had karaoke, and I sang show tunes - "When You're Good to Mama" from Chicago and "The Wizard and I" from Wicked. Crazy, eh?

Then on to Stockton, which also was boring. Oh, except for this ...

I am allergic to California! My allergies have gone haywire! I woke up one day with both my eyes crusted shut. They were all red and puffy and I couldn't breathe through by nose! I've been doped up on all kinds of medicine, and they still kinda suck!

Oh, and I was my birthday. We went to Chevy's - a mexcian place, and I got a birthday sombrero! We went out to some crazy little gay bar, and I had some drinks, we danced around like idiots, and had a great time!

Besides that, I have just been endulging in Starbucks, Jamba Juice, In-n-Out Burger, Chipotle, and Panda Express! YAH TOUR!

This week we are in Thousand Oaks! Tell ya all about it later. Probably Sunday, since there is no good television anymore! :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CODY!!!

So, since I was SO rude, here is a post about my brother's birthday. I hope he's happy now! ;)

Today is also my brother's birthday. 26 years ago, he got ME for a present. Thank God I didn't come with a receipt.

I'd just like to say that although we fight about who is better, and more talented, and smarter and such ... He's the best. He's not only a brother - but a helping hand, a guiding light, a driving force, and an inspriration ... every day.

I lived for a while in his shadow, but it's not that bad a place to be. It also encouraged me to make a shadow all my own!

Thanks for being the big brother that you are! I wouldn't want to share my birthday with anyone else either!

Love,
Casey

YAH ME!!!

YAH! It's my BIRTHDAY!!! I'm 26, which is not so "yah", but it's ok!

And just what I wanted for my birthday - two boys blowing! ;)

So, Happy Birthday to me! Oh, and to my brother. It's his birthday, too. Go check out his blog!

Ever want to do this to someone?

Grey's Anatomy...

I fucking love this show. That's all I can say. The season finale was AMAZING!

Dustin, I have to agree with you. I think that Grey's has taken first place away from Housewives.

If I was dying, I'd totally want to go to that hospital!

This week in Denver, CO!

Well, this week we were in Denver, CO. I've been there twice, so I sat out from going climb mountains or hike or anything like that.

Instead, I ran into an old friend. And all thanks to MYSPACE! So, I got to hang out with Ramon and it was really great seeing him again.

I was even funnier to see him at work... it was something like this...

Yup, he's a stripper! Now, before you judge, Ramon actually is a ballet dancer. He danced for the Richmond Ballet in Virginia, and he was dancing for a modern company in Denver. So, we went to the bar to support him. He was hilarious, and even did some ballet, just to make me laugh!

So, Jeffo and I were out pretty much every night, then I would go and fight the altitude and heat in our dump of a venue!

And that was Denver!

This week, we are in Bakersfield and Stockton, CA. We've hit California, so that is like a light at the end of the tunnel! Only about 6 weeks left! WOO HOO!!

Home...

So, tour is coming to an end. We only have about 6 more weeks left. And I can not WAIT to go home!

I've been on the road for about 3 years now, and I am done. Insert fork -DONE! It's seems that the slightest thing sets me off. It seems like every day is just a repeat of yesterday. Ugh.

So, in honor of wanting to go home, I am going to share with all of you another girl's thoughts about home...


When I think of home
I think of a place
Where there's love overflowing
I wish I was home
I wish I was back there
With the things I been knowing

Wind that makes the tall trees bend into leaning
Suddenly the snowflakes that fall have a meaning
Sprinklin' the scene, makes it all clean

Maybe there's a chance
For me to go back
Now that I have some direction
It would sure be nice
To be back home
Where there's love and affection

And just maybe I can convince time to slow up
Giving me enough time in my life to grow up
Time be my friend, let me start again

Suddenly my world's
Gone and changed it's face
But I still know where I'm going
I have had my mind
Spun around in space
And yet I've watched it growing

If you're list'ning god
Please don't make it hard to know
If we should believe in the things that we see
Tell us, should we try and stay,
Or should we run away,
Or would it be better just to let things be?

Living here, in this brand new world
Might be a fantasy
But it taught us to love
So it's real, real to me
And we've learned
That we must look inside our hearts to find

A world full of love
Like yours, like mine
Like home...

FUCK TYRA!

I'm pissed. I have missed practically ALL of this season of ANTM! So, finally, I remember to watch it. Well, IT STARTED AN HOUR EARLIER!! So I just caught the very end of it. And next week is the season finale, and I'LL BE DOING A SHOW! UGH!

I mean, I know that every season is basically the same, but I still want to see it.

Thank God for TiVo! Mom and Cody - don't you dare delete it!

This week in Phoenix, AZ!

Well, I'm sitting in the airport waiting for the plane to get here, so why not update the blog! So, Phoenix wasn't entirely exciting. Everyone was pretty tired from the crazy week that we had in Vegas. The first thing that I did when I got to Phoenix was NAP! I slept for about 4 hours! Thank you Wyndam for your super comfy beds. Oh, and I "borrowed" a pillow! HAHA!

This was the week that offers were made for next year. It's nice not being so worried about coming back. Everyone was nervous and stuff, but I just laughed! Now the fun part is to find out where everyone is going to be, and laugh because you already see the drama that will happen, or you know that people won't be able to do the role they were offered! So fun, so fun!

As far as the social life in Phoenix, I was pretty boring this week. Jeffo wasn't feeling very well, so we didn't live it up as much as we usually do. But, we did still hit the basics! Dick's Cabaret and Amsterdam were familiar faces that were great to see again! We also went to the Irish pub across the street a few times - to eat and we also went to celebrate Kristin's B-day! I was at the Starbucks in the hotel every day - and I even went to Baja Fresh.

Thanks Phoenix for another fun week! Now we are off to Denver, another fun city! Well, as soon as the plane gets here! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRI!

That's my cousin Kerri! And today is her birthday! WOO HOO! She's 18 today!

I just wanted to send a little shout out to her cause she is super cool, and I can't wait to be back in town so we can hang out more.

Ain't she a doll? She'd kick ass on ANTM!

This week in Las Vegas, NV!

Yah, that pretty much sums it up. This past week in Vegas was not the best for me. MY luck seemed to run out COMPLETELY! Any money that I tried to gamble vanished in the blink of an eye. I had to go into Telly for 2 shows, AND had to do a publicity for him - one that required me to wake up at 4 AM! I lost my rather new digital camera. I got little sleep. I would forget to eat. I was a mess.

But, besides all that, I diod have a rather fun time. I saw 2 "Vegas"-y shows - Follies Bregere and Jubilee. Jubillee was much better. AND I recognized a guy that I knew from Disney. AND I ran into 3 people from the show at a bar the next night!

Well, this week we are in Phoenix - WHICH I LOVE! There is good food, good fun, and we are staying at a Wyndam - which means comfy beds! :) I'll post ALL about this week, and let's hope that my luck takes a turn for the better! :)

This week in Tulsa, OK!

Praise Jesus! Last week we were in Tulsa. Now, when we are in Tulsa, we play a venue on the Oral Roberts University campus. This school is INSANELY religious. We have to watch our language and everything. Anyway, this is on the campus. It is a HUGE bronze sculpture of hands in prayer. It is the largest bronze sculpture in the world. INSANE! Oh, and the whole campus is coverd in this goldish/bronze plating! It's nuts. And the campus looks like the set of "The Jetsons." It's great. One of our locals put it best when she called it "Six Flags over Jesus!" I died laughing!

I also went see a production of "All in the Timing." I love this play, or collection of plays. Overall, it was ok. A few of the actors did not get the concept that in order for "All in the Timing" to be good ... YOU NEED TIMING! It started to sound like they didn't know what the next line was. Yikes! But, the costume and set choices were cool!

Besides that, I ate. That's pretty much ALL I did! There was a Sonic right next to the hotel, so I had lots of that. My friend Kristin raves about the Breakfast Burrito and Sunrise Smoothie. Well, I tried them, and I think I had that for breakfast like 5 times! Yum Yum Yum!



I also had my first Indian food experience. It was great! I ate so much! And then went back later in the week for the lunch buffet! WOO HOO!

Yah, that's all the empty plates, cause my fat ass was the one eating all the leftovers! HA!

Well, I'm actually in Vegas at the moment, and that's why I haven't been blogging. I've been trying to be exciting and seeing things, but I've mostly just been hanging out in the room til about noon, and then getting my ass up. So, sorry!

I'll catch up next week .... promise!

We are here to PUMP .... YOU UP!

So, in my quest to my hottie body, this week I tried out "Body Pump." Body Pump is like aerobics with weights. Pretty fun!

Well, a few of us went and had a good time. We all "felt the burn" and were dripping with sweat after. Good class.

ALSO, we were all mad sore the next day. AND the day after that! HAHA!

Well, we went back this morning. This girl was not as good as the first girls. She totally missed Body Pump rehearsal. I think I remembered the class better than she did!

Anyway, it was fun. I'll totally do it again! And all of you should try it out!

P.S. Mark Morgan - the lady who led the first class looked like Margo Morganstein from the early years, just with gray hair. I giggled every time I looked at her! LOVE YOU HONEY!!!

Oh, and no one really looks like this in the Body Pump class. It's just a bunch of housewives who WANT to look like that! But if these cuties were in the class, I'd totally go all the time!

Reading Rainbow!

So, I've actually been reading lately! I finally finished reading the last of the "Sleeping Beauty" trilogy, so I moved on to Sellevision by Augusten Burroughs. Dustin reccomended it to me, so I picked it up. It was great! A fun little read. I've seen a few of you talk of other books by him, so I might have to check them out, too!

I then moved on to The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon. This book was in the "library" of books at work - which is basically a box of books that other people have read and don't want to carry in their luggage. It was great! I finished it in a day.

I am now reading My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult. A few of the other girls on tour have read it, and it's good! Check it out!

After that, I am moving on to The Five People You Meet In Heaven. Lots of reading to do!

Are you fucking kidding me!

So, in Beaumont, this was left in our room. I'm ASSUMING that it was left by a maid.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's your freaking JOB! You clean rooms! Why would I have to keep my room clean? You aren't my mother!

Insanity!

This week in... El Paso, TX!

Ok, so ... a lot happened this week!

• Well, we went to Carlsbad Caverns ... but I already wrote about all that!

• We had a Sedar! Shari, Dani, and Rachel shared a little Jewish tradition with us. Here's a few pics from that!

The Sedar plate!

Shari eating matzah!

• Instead of doing an Easter brunch on Sunday, when we had shows, we went to dinner earlier in the week! We went to an Italian place called Dominic's. The food was really good, and the 'mo of a waiter we had was great! HAHA!

• Besides that, we just did a shitload of eating! We went to P.F. Chang's one night. We went to a grat BBQ place called State Line BBQ twice! AND we had kitchens, so I cooked 3 times! Dustin, I made your enchiladas! They were great!

So, now I am in Tulsa, OK! Fun times! Til next week!

CarlsBADASS Caverns!

Well, since this week seems to be full of fun exciting things, I'll post throughout the week, instead of just at the end of the week. Don't worry, I'll do a recap for those who can't keep up.

So, Tuesday we went to Carlsbad Caverns! We (Jeffo, Rachel, Christa and I) hopped in the car and drove on down to New Mexico. Well, Jeffo drove - I had severe car narcolepsy and slept the whole time.

Here a pic from the start of the hike into the caverns. Enough said.

It was really pretty in there. It's amazing what nature can do. Here's a few pics ...




















There was also a rock formation that looked like a boob. My camera died before we got to it. Once I get a picture of it, I'll post it.

Also, there was an audio tour that we listened to. It was narrated by Emily Baker and Brad Kincade. I'd just like to give them a shout out. They were overly chessy and it made the experience even better! Good job kids!

CarlsBASASS Caverns - B
Emily and Brad - A
Rocks that look like boobs - A+! Just wait til I get a picture!

This week in Bossier City, LA and Beaumont, TX!

So, this week was a pretty boring week. We'll just do a few highlights!

Bossier City:

1. Burnt in the tanning bed. Ouch
2. No one wanted to share the pitcher of sangria I bought when we went to dinner at Carrabba's - so I drank most of it by myself.
3. Lots of gym! Go me! Go me!
4. Smoothie King. Oh how I love me a smoothie!

Beaumont, TX:

1. The parents came to visit! They got to see me in Count, which was pretty cool. Mom cried when they left ... she's crazy. She'll be crying when I am back in July and I don't leave in a few weeks! HAHA!
2. Jello shots! Jeffo and I went to the bar, and moments after we got there, this guy wants to buy us Jello shots. We say ok, and the guy buys ALL the Jello shots. 29 to be exact! They were in little syringes - and Jeffo and I were fed them. We finished them in about 3-5 minutes!
4. Waffle House! I ate there twice. I freaking love the Waffle House. Grits - YUM!

Well, that was about it! It was our last split week for a while - THANK GOD! We are in El Paso this week. We're doing lots of celebrating this week - Easter, Passover, Jeffo's B-day! So I'll have lots to write about and lots of pics to post for next week! Til then!