Tuesday, May 30, 2006

L.A. is HOTT!

So, my friend Jestina and I were hanging out in L.A. and we went to this cute little store called Kitson. Well, we were in there, just looking at clothes and shit, and I was looking at this cute pair of 2xist undies and who do I fucking see...

PARIS FUCKING HILTON!!!

There she was, in all her trashy glory! She had all the weave taken out, and she had these huge blue sunglasses on, and a big blue purse, and this cute little white jogging suit on!

I was in HEAVEN!!!

So, to you Paris, YOU'RE HOTT!

4 comments:

equippedtofascinate said...

Of course you saw Paris in Kitson. It's rumored to be one of her favorite stores.

Cody Daigle said...

Parish Hilton makes my vagina cramp. I hate her.

Dustin Harder said...

you know how much I love and hate you for this. I know you and Jess had fun but could you have imagined if I were there with you...I would have been a commercial for young men's depends and why we need them.

love you bitch!

Dustin Harder said...

you know how much I love and hate you for this. I know you and Jess had fun but could you have imagined if I were there with you...I would have been a commercial for young men's depends and why we need them.

love you bitch!