Gym bunnies...

So, I'm here in NJ visitng the boyfriend, and I'm having a ball!

We've been going to the gym a bunch. See - he got me going to the gym when we were on tour, and I was doing a little working out while I was at home. Well, he got me a week membership to Bally's and we've been hitting the gym while I'm here!

Well, it's been lots of fun seeing the cast of characters that Brad would always text and tell me about. We also had a training session with a friend of his who is a personal trainer. It was pretty intense, but I DEFINATELY felt it the next day, and gave us some new workout ideas.

Now, speaking of trainers and new workout ideas, there is this one trainer ... and he's HOT! He looks like he stepped out of a Sean Cody video. Well, he seems to always be there when we go, and the past few times he's been working out before his shift in a wife beater. YUM! And a double YUM from Brad! He kinda looks like this guy...

Oh the gym...

Ain't no other what?

I love this video! It cracks me up!

Baggage Claim

So, yesterday I flew up to NJ to see my boyfriend Brad. I'm up here for the week, and I'm so glad to be up here! It's a week little vacation with my boy -PLUS- he's about 20 min from NYC -PLUS- it's NYCPride this weekend! FUN TIMES!

Now, one thing that is NOT fun times is baggage claim. First of all, I always worry that my bag will not come around on the the carousel. It's happened a few times, so I always get a little nervous.

But what REALLY pisses me off is all the other people getting their bags. I usually try to get a place where there are not too many people standing cause I don't want to whack someone with my heavy bag, and it's easier to get to my bag when it comes around. So why do people always come RIGHT next to me? Can't you see I'm standing here? Don't you know that I'm going to hit you with my bag trying to get it off of the carousel?

Then, I also hate the people that have NO idea what their bags look like. They have to check EVERY bag - pick it up, turn it over, read the tags - and then realize that it is not theirs. This usually causes them to move a few feet around the carousel, bumping into people - and most of the time, they miss their ACTUAL bag in the process.

So, now that that's off my chest, back to enjoying my time with Brad! :)

Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!!!!

Alright. Has anyone else seen this? Yah, it's a Jesus dildo! I don't even know what to say about it. I'm speechless.

And here's the baby Jesus butt plug!

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OH - lypmics

Ok, so the Olypmics are coming up. I love the Olypmics - gymnastics and swimming! Hot boys in spandex! What could be better?

So, for your viewing pleasure ... one of my fave boys in spandex - Michael Phelps!

Oh yes! I'd love to helo him work on his stroke! GOLD MEDAL!!!!!

Men at Work!

So, ya wanted to see my cute work outfit? Well here ya go!

And for the anonymous caller who wanted to see me OUT of my uniform ...

Add - a - Caption!

What do YOU think these two are looking at?

You Bettah WORK!

Yep! I'm working!

So, I got home from tour with the summer ahead of me - and no job. I applied at a few places, but I was getting worried cause I wasn't having any cash flow coming in.

But, my friend Jeff came to the rescue and helped me get a job at the Hilton Lafayette. I'm working as a banquet server, and it's a pretty fun job. And, I'm wearing a cute little outfit and I'm working inside for the summer!

But man, do my feet hurt! How quickly you forget what it's like to be on your feet for HOURS!

The world we live in ....

So, I don't know how many of you saw this ...

Well, this 70 year old man in Connecticut gets hit by a car. Notice how long it takes anyone to go and see if he's ok. Also notice the scooter that rides around him.

Yes, this is the world we live in.

Drag Jesus!

Ok, so I went out last night with my friend Chris to the local GB (gay bar). We went to have a drink or 2 ... or 4, cause Chris has been stressing out lately.

Anyway, last night was a drag show. So, we're watching, enjoying the entertainment, when they introduce the next performer ...

Racine Ross

Now, Miss Ross was performing long before I came out, but she was the head queen when I was first going to the GB's. Then, she kinda vanished. Acutally, I thought she was dead.

Well, she's not! She was alive and kicking last night, looking cute, but as drunk and drugged as ever.

I was so shocked to see her, I tipped her a dollar.

Holy Cow!

So ...

Have you ever noticed that cows are EVERYWHERE?

Beef. Milk. Leather. They are everywhere! I heard somewhere that you see a cow in one form or another EVERY DAY!

Crazy, huh?

A funny...

I think farting is funny, too! :)

BOM!

I love this clip from the Golden Girls!